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YOU WOULDN'T GET ITMake our game

YOU
WOULDN'T
GET IT

Your people. Your stories. Your game.

Turn your family's stories, your friends' questionable decisions and the jokes nobody else understands into a card game you can play tonight.

MAKE OUR GAME

A$9.95 once. See your cards before you pay.

  • Made about your real people
  • Actually funny because it's true
  • Print at home in minutes
  • Private, and yours

WHO'S MOST LIKELY?

To say they are five minutes away when they have not left the house?

VOTE

CALL THEM OUT

Give this card to the person who would survive the shortest time on reality TV.

POINT

WHO AM I?

I have fallen asleep during three separate family movies this year.

Answer - reader onlyDad

YOU
WOULDN'T
GET IT.

SOME THINGS ARE ONLY FUNNY
IF YOU WERE THERE.

The jokes are YOUR jokes.

Not generic party-game filler that could be about anyone.

The people are YOUR people.

Your mum, your mate, the one who is always late.

The stories are YOUR stories.

The chair that broke. The holiday nobody mentions.

FIVE WAYS TO EMBARRASS EACH OTHER

Every deck has all five. No board, no dice, no app. Shuffle, read, argue, keep the card.

WHO'S MOST LIKELY?

To say they are five minutes away when they have not left the house?

VOTE

Everyone points at once. Loudest accusation wins.

WHO AM I?

I have fallen asleep during three separate family movies this year.

Answer - reader onlyDad

A true fact about someone here. Work out who.

FINISH THE STORY

On the Gold Coast holiday, Dad disappeared for a whole hour because ______.

Real ending - reader onlyHe went back to check the car was locked. Three times.

A real memory with the ending torn off.

CALL THEM OUT

Give this card to the person who would survive the shortest time on reality TV.

POINT

The reader hands it to whoever deserves it, then explains.

LORE

Who broke the outdoor chair at Christmas 2023 and has still never admitted it?

Answer - reader onlyMichael

Group history. Outsiders have no hope.

First to 7 cards wins. Short game: 5. Long game: 10. Rules take about two minutes to explain, which is roughly how long anyone will listen.

HOW IT WORKS

  1. 1

    Tell us about your people

    Quick questions, one at a time. No essay writing.

  2. 2

    See your actual cards

    Real personalised cards, free, before you pay a cent.

  3. 3

    Pay once, A$9.95

    One payment. No account, no subscription.

  4. 4

    Print and play tonight

    Download, print, cut, shuffle. Done in twenty minutes.

CLEAN, OR NOT CLEAN AT ALL

You pick the mode and how savage it gets. You can also mark topics as off-limits, and those stick no matter which setting you choose.

FAMILY FRIENDLY

Kids, grandparents, the lot. Still funny, still roast-y, just clean.

Sweet - Silly - Roast Me

ADULTS ONLY18+

For 18+ only. Expect rude, roast-y and very little mercy.

Cheeky - Savage - Feral

WHAT YOU GET FOR A$9.95

One payment. Not a subscription, not credits, not a free trial that bills you later.

  • 60 personalised cards
  • Printable game deck
  • Personalised rules page
  • Matching card backs
  • Print & cut guide
  • A4 version
  • US Letter version
  • Download and keep it forever
MAKE OUR GAME

60

personalised cards

Split across all five card types, balanced so nobody gets picked on the entire game, and laid out nine-to-a-page ready to cut.

  • - WHO'S MOST LIKELY?
  • - WHO AM I?
  • - FINISH THE STORY
  • - CALL THEM OUT
  • - LORE

THE CARD GAME NOBODY ELSE
WOULD UNDERSTAND

Twenty minutes from now you could be arguing about who really broke the chair.

MAKE OUR GAME

A$9.95 AUD - one-time payment - printable download