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TERMS & PURCHASES

Last updated September 2026.

What you are buying

  • - A one-time purchase of A$9.95 AUD.
  • - A digital product: printable PDF files you download and print yourself.
  • - 60 personalised cards, a rules page, a print and cut guide, in both A4 and US Letter, plus optional card backs.
  • - No physical cards are printed or posted to you. Nothing arrives in the mail.
  • - Not a subscription. No recurring charge, no credits, no free trial that starts billing later.
  • - No account is created and no password is needed.

How payment works

Payment is taken by Stripe on their own secure checkout page. We never see or store your card details. Your download is unlocked only after Stripe confirms to our server that the payment actually succeeded.

If a payment is taken but your game fails to generate, you do not pay again. Return to the page you were sent to after paying and it will retry. Keep the payment reference shown on that page.

What the game is

The cards are written by an AI system from the answers you give it. It is a party game, meant to be funny. It is not a factual record of anyone's life.

We work hard on one rule in particular: the generator is instructed and then automatically checked so it does not invent events that never happened and present them as real. Cards that make factual claims are built from things you actually told us. Cards that are speculation are written as speculation. If you spot something wrong in your preview, edit it before you buy - you can change any card's wording yourself.

You are responsible for what you type in, and for who you play the game with. Please do not use this to be genuinely cruel to someone.

Age

You must be 18 or over to buy. Adults Only mode requires you to confirm you are 18 or over. If you tell us someone in your group is under 18, no adult material will be written about them.

Your content and your game

The answers you write remain yours. The game we generate for you is yours to print, play and give to the people in it. You may not resell it or distribute it commercially.

We do not claim ownership of your stories, and we do not publish, share or sell your game to anyone.

If something goes wrong

This is a digital product delivered immediately, so it is not the kind of thing that can be "returned". If the product does not work as described - your files will not download, or the PDFs are broken - get in touch and we will sort it out.

Nothing in these terms limits any rights you have under the Australian Consumer Law, including your rights if a product is not of acceptable quality or does not match its description.

Privacy

What happens to your answers is set out in full on the privacy page, including the fact that they are sent to OpenAI in order to generate your cards.

Business details

The legal and contact details for this business are being finalised. We have deliberately left them blank rather than print details that are not yet accurate. They will appear here before this site is promoted publicly.